HELP!

Gotta be honest, folks: We're more than a little concerned. There are a bunch of bloodthirsty heathens up the street, and if they don't get their fix on the Decatur Square, they might—gasp!—walk down the street and TEAR US ASUNDER. So, if you're reading this, and especially if you're a member of a marching group of Stormtroopers in the Dragon*Con parade, perhaps on your iStorm smartphone, we'd really appreciate it if you directed your crew to the nearest MARTA station, hopped on the blue line, got off at Decatur Station, and marched on down here. We might need back up. For your troubles, we're willing to let you and yours pick through our dollar bin at no charge. Our security is worth at least thirty bucks. Thanks for reading, lifesaver.